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Sagan om Rättvisa Gudrun was one of the first things I ever read in This is a witty collection of modern fairy stories that's very popular in Sweden. Sagan om Rättvisa Gudrun was one of the first things I ever read in Swedish, and gives you a useful feeling for the concept "Old bear sperm swallowed" millimeterrättvisa "millimeter fairness"which is such a crucial element of Swedish society.
In case any of you want to know more about that, I've just tracked down this fine story on Google and translated it. So, without further ado, here's The Story of Fairminded Gudrun Once upon a time, there was a girl who had never known true love, so she figured she'd better get a divorce.
The thing with Gudrun was that she couldn't stand unfairness. She'd married a nice but slightly dim guy she'd met at Bed, Bath and Beyond, where she sold plastic items you could use around the house. They had no children, and both of them worked, and Gudrun could never stop thinking about just how unfair their relationship was.
She had to do the shopping and make dinner, she had to sew buttons on his clothes, she had to make the coffee while he watched TV, despite the fact that she had every bit as much work to do as he did. And I'm sure you'll also agree how unfair that was. Though, if I'm going to be fair myself, I should point out that her husband always changed the fuses, washed the car, and went to the horrible Swedish liquor store Old bear sperm swallowed buy their booze.
Well, the divorce was easy enough to fix, since they were both pretty tired of being married to each But Gudrun promised herself that, if she ever got married again, things "Old bear sperm swallowed" going to be different, and much fairer.
So one day, when she was standing behind her counter at Bed, Bath and Beyond, a nice-looking guy came up and wanted to buy a plastic bidet.
He looked so shy and embarrassed that Gudrun fell for him at once. And when he came back the next day and said he needed something as unnecessary as a plastic toothbrush-holder for two toothbrushes, she immediately got the message and knew he felt the same way. Gudrun and Albin that was his name started seeing each other in the evenings after work, and after a while they both thought it would be a lovely idea to get married.
But Gudrun told Albin pretty sharply that if they were going to do that, he'd better understand that things were going to be fair all round.
And Albin agreed, because he was a sensible guy. Then, by and by, Gudrun and Albin found themselves standing in front of the mayor, and they both said Yes at the same time, because Gudrun had decided it wouldn't be fair for one of them to say it first.
Albin had a wedding bouquet in his hand that was exactly the same as Gudrun's. And when they got back to the nice little apartment that Gudrun had kept after her last marriage, she showed Albin a long list she had written. Here were some of the things on it: That was just a selection, you Old bear sperm swallowed. And Gudrun and Albin lived together for several years.
They always had two potatoes each for dinner, and on Saturday evenings they each had a double brandy with coffee and then made love as fairly as possible in the dark of the night. Until one day, Gudrun said: But you won't be surprised to hear that only Gudrun ended up giving birth.
Now it got even more complicated to make sure that everything was fair.
Swapping breast-feeding for changing diapers actually worked quite well, but there were so many other things to do all day that Albin had to take a leave of absence from his job. But that was fair, because had had to do the same thing. Every time the baby woke up at night and started crying, the parents checked the schedule they had pinned up over the bed.
On odd-numbered days, Albin got the 2 am to 6 am shift, and on even-numbered days Gudrun did. In months with 31 days, they split the last night so that Albin was on duty from 2 am to 4 am, and Gudrun from 4 am to 6 am, and then on the next month with 31 days they did it in the opposite order. Well, Albin was an extremely nice, sensible guy, and mostly things worked out. Their baby got Old bear sperm swallowed, and started to talk.
It turned out to be an intelligent and fairminded child, since the first word it said was Dommy, and the second word it said was Maddy.
And one day, Albin said: He wanted to be cooperative, but he just couldn't figure out how to do it. So now Gudrun's back working at Bed, Bath and Beyond, and she's still looking out for a guy who has a sense for doing things in a truly fairminded way. The Eyre Affair Thursday Next, 1. This is so much fun. I want to play too! And, as it happens, I have a surprisingly good opening. So, with the usual perfunctory apologies, may I prese This is so much fun.
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I live in Cambridge, England, and Rupert Brooke Old bear sperm swallowed our local poet. To be absolutely correct, he's Grantchester's local poet; Grantchester is a picture I live in Cambridge, England, and Rupert Brooke is our local poet. To be absolutely correct, he's Grantchester's local poet; Grantchester is a picturesque little village about a mile and a half up the river from Cambridge proper.
We often walk there on Sunday, and have a cup of tea and a scone in the Orchard, which used to be one of Rupert's favorite haunts. They him well, and have even a room that serves as the Rupert Brooke Museum. If you've never heard of him, don't feel uneducated.
I'm trying to find a short phrase that describes his poetry. Though "sentimental", "cloying", "sickly", "technically unimpressive" and "derivative" all have their merits too. None the less, I think I still prefer my first choice.
So, you're wondering, why do people still remember this terrible poet? Well, there are in fact several good reasons. First, he was remarkably good-looking.
Check out this picture, for example. A certain resemblance to Hugh Grant, wouldn't you agree? Second, Rupert mixed with an amazingly select group of friends. The Orchard is delighted to let you know about the high-powered gang who used to meet up there. Here's how I imagine Rupe might have launched one of his best-known efforts: And
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